Thinking of training as a locksmith?
Thinking you’ll be getting rich quick, due to the “national shortage” the locksmith training firms are shouting about?
For a little perspective, I did a search, and, in brackets after the link, you will see how many testimonials, names or companies there are for each training school…
http://www.advancedlocksmiths.org.uk/testimonials.html (7)
http://www.locksmithcourses.co.uk/letters.html (6)
http://www.assuredlocksmiths.co.uk/page_1219398081773.html (33)
http://www.locksmithtraininguk.co.uk/ (23)
http://www.locksmithtrainingcourse.co.uk/testimonials (4)
http://www.uklocksmithsassociation.co.uk/index.php?option=com_rsgallery&catid=2 (8)
http://www.traininglocksmiths.co.uk/page8.htm#Recent%20Students (44)
http://www.safeopenings.com/locksmith_training/ (100+ – membership of their organisation the NNAL is 750+ http://www.nnal.co.uk/forum/memberlist.php?mode=joined&order=ASC&start=750 )
http://www.thelocksmithtrainingcompany.co.uk/guestbook.htm (lots)
http://locksmithstrainingcentre.co.uk/ (specifically names 34 large organisations such as hospitals, police, councils, and the Army)
http://www.lockstraining.co.uk/testimonials (8)
http://www.rftraining.co.uk/locksmith_training.htm (4)
And then I gave up, not having the heart to go beyond the FIRST page of Google’s search results.
Even ignoring the apparently insane number of members of the NNAL trained by safeopenings.com in Birmingham, or trained up by thelocksmithtrainingcompany.co.uk, we get 7+6+33+23+4+8+44+34+8+4 or 171 new “locksmiths” testimonials.
And every single one of them is there for you to see for yourself. Now consider how many people never bother to give a testimonial, and how many have trained just in this last week.
Still want to waste your £2000?
Oh, and plumbing is full as well.
Who says burglars don’t pick or bump locks?
Saturday, November 14th, 2009Here’s a report I found online, reporting on a 2-man crimewave using bumpkeys. Lasting over several years, the police had a very good idea who was behind it, and despite traiing them for 2 years theey never got them red-handed. However, when police eventually went to one of their houses, they found it packed with stolen goods! Bumping criminals caught in USA
Closer to home, I went last week to a church who had been targeted. The big old and impressive lock on the vestry door had been opened, and my investigation revealed it was picked with wires. A few hundred pounds in cash was taken. Hardly worth it – robbing a church? If there is a god, and a hell, then those criminals will really regret that choice!
We hope to prevent the need for divine retribution, though. The new security system, carefully designed and chosen to be in keeping with the very old and beautiful wood and stone, should keep anyone unauthorised out for a very long time.
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